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A bunch of students want to know how a small paper business is going to survive when there are huge companies like Staples and when paper is becoming obsolete. Michael is open to it but then all these questions come at him which he can't answer. Kelly: Kill it kill it kill it! Back at business school, Ryan informs Michael that they usually do a question and answer session with the students. The bat then comes flying straight at Kelly and then heads into the kitchen. Kelly: Don’t hurt that bat, Creed! It’s a living thing with feelings and a family! Kelly: You better not hurt that little bat. Then Kelly comes out of the Kitchen and sees Dwight and Creed (who earlier made an alliance) trying to hurt the bat. Jim: The glare off Angela’s crucifix? - it’s blinding. Karen: Hey Jim, here’s the aspirin you wanted. (Pam was so much better at it!) First Jim touches garlic toast and he is like "it's so cold" and Karen is like no Jim this toast is really hot. She does a bad fake acting job to play off Jim's joke. Karen apparently is in on the joke and is a really really bad faker. Now that doesn’t mean that Jim is going to become a vampire. Jim continues to freak out Dwight in his transformation into a vampire.ĭwight: If a vampire bat was in the U.S., it would make sense for it to come to a “- sylvania.” Like Penn- sylvania. Or … a “Whatchamacallit.” Now, you need to sell those in order to have a “ PayDay.” And, if you sell enough of them, you will make a “100 Grand.” Satisfied? Michael then tries out his "names of chocolates to represent what's needed in business" speech. And then you will have a book that is worth its weight in gold. He picks up a student's textbook and proceeds to rip out the pages. Michael starts off his speech (with his trusty little note cards). We get brief clips of Ryan talking about how Dunder Mifflin is refusing to keep up with the industry and adapt to the changing world where paper will become useless. Ryan introduces Michael while Michael watches on from another room where he can't hear what Ryan is saying. So strangely powerful.īack at Business School, Michael and Ryan arrive on campus and Michael wants to play frisbee and act like a college student. He acts like he was bit by the bat and is turning into a vampire. Jim finds an opportunity to play a little prank on Dwight. Jim calls animal control who will only be there at 6pm. The bat gets trapped in the conference room by Dwight until they can figure out what to do. The bat escapes from its hiding place in the ceiling and flies around the office causing a frenzy. He is intrigued and must find the source.ĭwight: Solving a mystery, if that’s quite all right with you.ĭwight first thinks there is a bird but quickly discovers a bat.Īngela: Poop is raining from the ceilings. Pam: Oh yeah! We have such a solid foundation, you know.ĭwight sees "animal stool" in front of Pam's desk. Kelly: I can’t believe you’re back together with Roy! Kelly of course has to put her two cents in: Is that braggy? I don’t mean it to be braggy. Pam: I’m really happy to be back with Roy. Pam invites Roy and the entire office to see her drawings at an art show with other students. Pam and Roy are officially back together (ugh). Michael: What’s the most inspiring thing I ever said to you?ĭwight: “Don’t be an idiot.” Changed my life.ĭwight: Whenever I’m about to do something, I think, “Would an idiot do that?” And if they would, I do not do that thing. He is trying to really move the students through this speech he is going to give. Michael now thinks of himself as a professor and really takes this opportunity seriously.
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Ryan invites Michael to speak in front of his business school class because he finds out that if you bring in your boss you get bumped up a full letter grade. An interesting fact to start off this recap - this episode was directed by Joss Whedon, the creator of Buffy The Vampire Slayer.